Showing posts with label #funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #funny. Show all posts

Friday, 27 May 2016

Toronto police put out funny mugshots of missing rodents...lol

Toronto police put out funny mugshots of missing rodents...lol


Two capybaras have escaped from a zoo in Toronto sparking a manhunt and a police warrant. Zookeepers at Toronto’s 399-acre High Park Zoo have described the animals, which look like guinea pigs, as “quite shy" and officials have warned members of the public not approach the male and female pair - they may be armed and dangerous. lol


Capybara are herbivorous and indigenous to South America and can weigh up to 150 pounds, making them the world’s largest rodents.

Robber is made to strip & run naked through the streets by woman he attacked (photos)

Robber is made to strip & run naked through the streets by woman he attacked (photos)


A woman got instant revenge on a robber when she overpowered him and gave him a taste of his own pill when he tried to rob her with a knife. The incident which unfolded in Bogota, Colombia was captured on video and uploaded to liveleak. Footage shows the victim grabbing the young offender by the hair after he tried to rob her with a knife.



After disarming the attacker, she screams at him and slaps in around the head before searching his pockets and ordering him to kneel down.

He begs for mercy but she's having none of it and orders him to strip as crowds gather around.
His humiliation is complete when he runs off naked clutching his private parts  with the sound of cheering crowds ringing in his ears.

Saturday, 21 May 2016

10 Things You Should Stop Doing On Social Media

10 Things You Should Stop Doing On Social Media

As we all know, we're in the 21st century, and technology has really made life easy and sweet and it has also connected the world together irrespective of distance or language barrier.
Social Media has really played a vital role in Communication and making the world a "Global Village".
But despite being so useful and enjoyable, there is a need we apply restraints when using Social Media .. at least for our own good. There are certain things we mustn't do on Social Media. Excerpts below :
1.Thanking A girl/boy for accepting your friend request : This is peculiar to Facebook, like seriously? do you really have to thank him/her for accepting your request? That only makes you look childish and desperate as if you were begging him/her before. Its definitely not smart!
2.Overusing hashtags : You see someone who posted a comment on Facebook or twitter and at the end of the comment you see stuffs like #21May #WeLoveU #LetsKeepitrolling .. come-on bro! do you really need to write that many hashtags? That will only look childish and make the post look so annoying to read. #Fact (I just used one grin)
3.Asking people to follow you back : Why must you make yourself look so desperate? Why not create a little self pride at least! Asking people to follow you back will just make you look more or less like a roadside beggar begging for some little change!
4. Asking for a lady's Unclad pictures :Most guys are guilty of this, you strike up a conversation with a girl on Facebook, and after chitchatting and getting on well with her,then you suddenly demand for her Unclad.s, come-on bros! You are only showing her that you're pervert who is only after sex, Be a gentleman!
5. Plagiarism :When you see an inspirational post or a funny tweet or a unique photo,and you feel the need to show your friends and followers,then you must at least give credit to the owner or original writer of the content.. but reverse seems to be the case,people on social media copy and paste contents and parade it as though they were the original writer.. and that is not good! Plagiarism is a serious offence in most countries, I dunno about Nigeria
6. Posting the same content over and over again : There's this annoying guy that I have in my Facebook, he keeps posting one particular picture over and over again, I dunno really know why he does that ,perhaps because he wore a nice suit in the photo.. I got so tired of seeing the photo.. and the funny thing is that he hardly even get one 'like' .. lol.. why post the same old thing over again, it ain't cool.
7. Posting revealing photos : This goes to mostly the girls,why must you go half-Unclad on social media just because you wanna get likes and comments.. silly comments like "you're hot" "dope bae" "sexy momma" .. not knowing that you're giving the impression that you're an "olosho" .. Real talk!
Decency pays, you know cool
8. Sharing your home address : Hehehe .. I was going through one of my Guy's. Facebook profile, then I saw "17B Olusanya street,Maryland".. I was like WTF!!! .Who asked you to share such a personal info? Are you running an office in your house? C'mon dude!
9. Constantly bragging about yourself : Some people are so good at show-offs on social media, especially those who are broke-asses in real life.. Must you snap in front of a mirror just to show us your new phone? .. you're definitely not the first to buy such phone sef undecided .. you mustn't show us your new Timberland or your new wristwatches.. niggah keep it to yourself .. no one asked you to show us.. duurrh!
Lets be real!
Getting into arguments : Lol .. I used to be guilty of this before
. but I realised that there's absolutely no point in getting into arguments with anyone on social media.. cuz people aren't always the way you see them on social media, they might be different you know! .. Why not just ignore if someone tries to pick a fight.. in real sense,that makes you look cool and the person dumb! hehehe

I rest my fingers at this moment, Like some people will always say, "Do not take anything on social media too serious .. they might be joking. lol..



Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi challenges Pres Obama, Obasanjo, Dangote and Mrs Folorunsho Alakija

Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi challenges Pres Obama, Obasanjo, Dangote and Mrs Folorunsho Alakija


His Imperial Majesty Ooni Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi challenged President Barrack Obama, Former president Olusegun Obasanjo, Alhaji Aliko Dangote and Mrs Folorunsho Alakija to come on www.pagepedia.com. Biography / Videography challenge. To share their life story as they rise to the Top. Read and watch Biography/Videography now on www.pagepedia.com/adeyeyeogunwusi

Saturday, 14 May 2016

Thursday, 12 May 2016

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

This frog looks extremely well-endowed, or so it seems (photos)

This frog looks extremely well-endowed, or so it seems (photos)


This photos of a Frog's 'private' parts were shared on Facebook by Keith Leech, a truck driver from Australia, which caused much hilarity among social media users.

But the ''endowment'' or “penis” is actually believed to be an “extra partially formed leg” as frogs don’t have a penis, according to animal scientists. “It’s not a penis, frogs don’t have them."

"But penises did evolve from ‘legs’ during embryonic development so an extra leg is part way there,”
Gerry Marantelli from the Australian Amphibian Research Centre told BuzzFeed News:

“Amphibians in one way likely invented the penis (albeit not the modern one).” he said.

Saturday, 7 May 2016

man seen reading a book at a Beyonce concert goes viral

man seen reading a book at a Beyonce concert goes viral


Beyoncรฉ had a sold out concert at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh, North Carolina and this couple above sat down to watch the show. The only thing is that the woman's husband didn't seem interested in Beyoncรฉ's performance, instead, he pulled out a book and began to read it. After the video went viral, ABC news tracked the man down to ask why he was reading instead of enjoying the concert.
The man, 66 year old George Papageorgiou's said he was working concessions at the venue for his church and he and his wife only pulled up seats when they were done.
He said:
"After a while, we watch the show. It was OK, and then we just sat down. I pulled up my book and start reading," he recalled. He said he had read the book 6 or 7 times before but preffered to read it than watch Beyoncรฉ because that wasn't his type of music.

"I find Beyonce a great show woman, very attractive. Her music? Eh, fine, but not my style, the Greece native said. "I listen to '50s, '60s, '70s, and a lot of Greek music. He added: "I get this message on my iPhone saying 'It's hilarious, you're in the news for reading a book at the Beyonce concert.' It didn't sink in till I started getting phone calls or my wife and stuff saying the news is calling they want to interview you and I'm like 'What about?'" said Papageorgiou. 

Tuesday, 3 May 2016

Brazilian fashion blogger recreates looks from Met Gala using household items..lol (photos)

Brazilian fashion blogger recreates looks from Met Gala using household items..lol (photos)


Joao Paulo, a fashion blogger from Salvador, Brazil has shown off his hilarious recreations of looks from the Met Gala red carpet. last night. He created the garments from household items like paper, plastic bin bags and tinfoil. His wacky but inspired posts have garnered the fashion fan and blogger well over 400,000 followers on Instagram. See more photos after the cut...



Motorist crashes his ยฃ200,000 car minutes after it's delivered to his home

Motorist crashes his £200,000 car minutes after it's delivered to his home


 
A man accidentally crashed his £200,000 Mclaren supercar few minutes after taking delivery of it at his home. According to his neighbours, the delighted owner of the brand new car was seen happily celebrating with a bottle of champagne as the luxury ride was unloaded at his home. He then decided to take it out for a quick spin, only to be seen crashing into a tree on a nearby road in Hutton, Essex.


The front of the Mclaren car was left in bits after a head-on collision & the rear of mid-engined car was damaged by a sign-post. Thankfully, the car owner & a companion safely exited without injuries. Essex police are now investigating the accident to determine who was really driving and what could have caused the car crash.

More photos...


Monday, 2 May 2016

Indian boy shoots himself in the head while taking a selfie with a gun

Indian boy shoots himself in the head while taking a selfie with a gun


A 15 year old Indian teenager, Ramandeep Singh accidently shot himself in the head with his father's .32 revolver while trying to take a selfie on Friday evening. He was posing with his older sister with the gun held to his head when he pulled the gun’s trigger instead of clicking the camera button on his phone.
He was taken to a private hospital in Punjab with the bullet still lodged in his head after neighbours heard the gunshot and alerted his parents, who were not home at the time.
On Sunday, the city's deputy police superintendent, Manoj Kumar, said the 15-year-old is being treated in a hospital at Pathankot in Punjab state and was expected to survive.
Kumar said:
"The boy's father and family said that he was trying to take a selfie with his gun," he said.
"We will speak to the boy when he is declared medically fit. We think that part of the blame obviously goes to the father for not keeping his loaded gun under lock and key at their home."
However, late Sunday night, Kumar confirmed that the teenager didn't make it, he succumbed to his injuries and died.

A man was seriously injured in April by an elephant when he tried to snap a selfie with the chained animal at a festival in Kerala, according to the Hindustan Times on Sunday.

There have been so many incidents about teenagers getting killed or injured while trying to take selfies.

Police in India have identified 16 dangerous selfie spots in Mumbai and asked the local council to erect warning signs and deploy lifeguards. 

Friday, 29 April 2016

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

Tuesday, 26 April 2016

Gary Lineker holds talk with BBC after promising last year to present program in his underwear if Leicester wins the title

Gary Lineker holds talk with BBC after promising last year to present program in his underwear if Leicester wins the title


England football great Gary Lineker who works as a TV Pundit for BBC, in December last year promised to present BBC's 'match of the day' program in just his underwear if Leicester City wins the title. Four months later, he has confirmed that he has spoken to BBC bosses about keeping to his promise as Tottenham's draw last night means Leicester will win the league if they defeat Man U in their next match.


55-year-old Lineker, who played for his boyhood club, Leicester, between 1978 and 1985 told the Radio Times.
'You'll have to wait and see. I've kind of said I'll have to do it, The conversation's been had. I've told them many times, 'Please tell me I can't do it'.
'When I sent the tweet in December I categorically knew there was zero chance that (Leicester) would win.
'I'm in good shape. For an old b*****d. I'll probably work out for the two weeks beforehand very, very hard.'

Leicester City have lost just three times in the league under Claudio Ranieri this season and beat Swansea 4-0 on Sunday.
Brazen thief is caught on CCTV stuffing 18 bottles of Moet down his trousers and inside jacket

Brazen thief is caught on CCTV stuffing 18 bottles of Moet down his trousers and inside jacket


Incredible CCTV footage captured at a Denner store in St Gallen, Switzerland shows the moment a thief stuffed 18 bottles of Moet in his trousers and jackets and got away with the daring steal.

In the footage, a man is seen filling his trolley with alcohol, he then stands in an area where he believes he cannot be seen before proceeding to place the expensive bottles inside his jacket & down his trousers.

He proceeds to make a swift exit from the supermarket with his haul well concealed. The supermarket owner only noticed the theft later in the day when he looked over the security cameras.


He decided to post the footage to Facebook saying: 'I was angry, disappointed and mad.'

The video was later taken down however after police warned the shopkeeper that the suspect could demand legal action against him for a breach of privacy should he be caught.

Local police spokesman Gian Andrea Rezzoli said: 'The person being filmed would be able to demand that he be prosecuted. We advised the manager to remove the video from Facebook, and he did that a day later.'

The storekeeper has filed a complaint against the suspect and he hopes to recover his losses soon.